Lileks-esque: Amanda on Old Photos

Poking around the internet today for some WPA posters, I wound up at the Library of Congress’ website and archives. Now, I’m no James Lileks when it comes to mastering quips under old photographs (though he has a newspaper archive at his disposal), but his website has broken links and broken dreams all over it. How many times has my fervered mind done excited flip-flops at the potential of a Lileks-led photo tour through the University’s old campus, just to come across a broken image, and promises from 2003. Nothing makes a girl turn back to her Lost Twin Cities PBS memories faster, Lileks. (I will note that his website is the best place to learn about The Gobbler, the grooviest motel in Wisconsin!)

Below is my own version of “Old Photos and Things I Think About Them.”

Pawnshop in Gateway District, Minneapolis, September 1939

The Gateway District was this crazy spot that has completely disappeared, except for the George Washington flagpole that I acknowledge before my bus crosses the river at Hennepin. It had a nice building, a fountain, tourist information, and no park benches (to discourage bums from sleeping there). However, the whole park became a dried out sack of run-down sad, and it turned out that bums will sleep on the ground or a step if there is not a bench readily available. The course of action was to raze the whole thing, except for the flagpole, and the spitting turtle fountain (now residing at the Lake Harriet rose garden). I loved this photo, because it appears that the first thing to go when you’re short on cash is the banjo.

Brewery, Minneapolis, MN Sept 1939

Heavens and loveliness, it’s the Grain Belt Brewery! Grain Belt Beer still exists, but is brewed down in New Ulm, as it is under the Schell’s umbrella now. This brewery is in Northeast Minneapolis, having been placed on the National Register of Historic Places and undergone an AIA award-winning preservation. It’s now an anchor to the NE Arts District, and is amazing towering castle of a place, as many older breweries were. Look at all those boxes of beer, ready to go in wagons and find their way to my fridge. What I wouldn’t give for beer wagons, especially on days when the people at Hennepin-Lake Liquor up the snark factor. Admission: I can only drink Grain Belt Premium on extremely hot summer days, or after I have had many other things to drink and am tricked.

Man in hobo jungle killing turtle to make soup, Minneapolis, 1939

I’ll admit, that title stopped me pretty dead in my tracks while browsing the LOC archives. I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a turtle in the city, though I guess if he was by the river, they’d be more common than walking by my bus stop. Also, hobo jungle!? I thought that was something I called my boyfriend’s apartment, as he is on summer break and living a life of leisure.

Tourist camp in winter, Minneapolis, November 1937

I really, really wanted to catch a glimpse in this photo of some poor sucker from far away, shivering in a tent, wondering what possesses decent, hard-working folk to live in a frozen over, godforsaken hell. There’s a car back there, though it could belong to the photographer. Or maybe someone realizing the shelter with the grill in it was finally open, and it was time for some burgers!

Twilight at Lake Harriet, 1908 and Lake of the Isles, 1910

Aside from the small building in the picture of Lake Harriet, these pictures both struck me because, well, you could see the exact same scenes today. Granted, there would be a whoosh of cars going around each lake, and city noise in the background. In most cities, these urban lakes would be all but walled off to the public, their shores being backyards to mansions, and their waters only accesible by private dock or launch. But when Minneapolis was young, it bought all of the land around these lakes and they are hugely popular public parks, that still offer up stunning sunsets:

Retro Ritz? Request Redesign!

I had a big rant ready to go about a potential graduate school visit that is flat-out riddled with ridiculosity, but decided that more life-oriented updates are in order, and some links to keep you hap-hap-happy and prevent an uprising from lack of updates. すみません～

• On my calendar yesterday was “Make a well-informed electronics purchase,” and – not being one to disobey my schedule – I am now a proud iPod Touch owner. 8gb of space, named Abraxas and wearing a purple coat, he is a lovely little machine and I’m transferring a bunch of data over and going a bit crazy in the app store. Any favorite iPod apps, I’m all ears.
• I’m moving house at the end of the summer, so Chris and I are looking for a space. I get all dreamy about moving in to a new apartment, and have been scouring CraigsList for months, not so much to find the place, but to look at the kind of place that is available in our price range and with the amenities we need (we both hate washing dishes, so a dishwasher would be a big plus). I’m stoked with what’s available, and look forward to posting about the new place once it is secured.
• … which isn’t to say that I don’t live in a pretty awesome pad right now. A lot of that is attributed to my roommate’s collection of rock posters, but I think we’ve created quite a cool space. It warrants pictures. Also, Stinson the Cat lives there and he warrants more pictures.
• My cross-stitching hobby continues, undiminished in its fervor by the warming summer months. I have taken up with a group of knitters for craft-based support, and I knit my first Thing this weekend. It’s blue, diamond-shaped, and has strings at either end. The clear use for this was a cat saddle. The cat was unimpressed, tore the knitting off his own back, and glared at me from the sunroom. Jerk.
• As you may have supposed from the intro, I am considering graduate programs. Hopefully, the right masters degree can point me towards a career in higher ed academic counseling. The process is off to a good start so far, but the Graduate Record Exam (GRE) looms in the autumn. Guess I should remember how to do that “math” thing that I shoved aside in my brain to make more room for Modernist poetry during my undergrad.
• I have joined more ranks of the plugged in: you can now follow me on Twitter,  and join in for some Foursquare, which I found through the excellent local food blog Heavy Table. Foursquare is available in a number of cities on a trial run, and though I like the idea of racking up points and being the mayor of my favorite hangouts, it would be fun with some friends on there.

Link for the design-minded of you out there: The Dieline, a blog about package design. I found it after my roommate sent me this heinous picture:

They’re a “retro” summer-only package redesign for Target. Thank god they’re not permanent – that’s not retro, it’s just empty and sparse. It looks like something is missing off of the package, and it leaves me feeling confused and bothered. NOT feeling hungry to eat an entire row of Oreos, which is usually how I feel when confronted with a package of everyone’s favorite sandwich cookie. Bad move, Target – lucky for you this is only a one season blip.

More topic-oriented posts to follow in the days to come.

If I’m gonna get busted, it is NOT gonna be by a guy like THAT.

Someone asked MetaFilter about the crimes committed by Ferris Bueller on his famous day off. The answers are brilliant, and the whole thread is worth reading, but here are some of the highlights:

• Violation of 720 ILCS 5/32-5.1: False Personation of a Peace Officer. (“This is Stg. Peterson, Chicago Police.”)
• Odometer fraud (tampering): 49 U.S.C. § 32703(2)
  Odometer fraud (conspiracy): 49 U.S.C. § 32703(4) (“Whatever miles we put on, we’ll take off.”)
• 720 ILCS 5/Art. 16D – 3 – computer tampering (when he changes his attendance record). (“I wanted a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?”)
• 720 ILCS 130/2a, contributing to the delinquency of children. Class A misdemeanor. (”He’s getting me out of summer school!” as well as picking up Sloane in the Ferrari.)
• The Save Ferris campaign might be liable for soliciting under the 740 ILCS 128 Predator Accountability Act. (The sexy nurse that shows up at the Bueller house.)
• The Save Ferris campaign might be liable for soliciting under the 740 ILCS 128 Predator Accountability Act. (The sexy nurse that shows up at the Bueller house.)

George Will, them’s fightin’ words!

Conservative columnist George Will wrote a bit in the Washington Post about jeans that made me so mad that I WROTE A LETTER!

Dear Mr. Will,

I’m a big believer in letter-writing, and would have put this in the post to you to lend it a bit more gravity, but e-mail has become a more immediate mode of idea exchange. I’ve read your columns on and off for the majority of my life, as my parents are Newsweek subscribers. I’m not often in agreement with you, but think you are a thoughtful writer and you examine your own opinions as well as the actions of others in your columns.

I can’t express to you how disappointed I was in your recent column “Demon Denim” in the Washington Post. While I agree that workplace dress has changed significantly, and that denim should not always be the default mode of dress, I find it silly that you’re railing against wearing jeans during leisure time. Fashions change. I know that I’m not trying to pass myself off as a California gold panner of yore when I wear blue jeans. I wear them because they’re comfortable and practical for my daily activities.

However, I should also mention that I am a woman who wears pants (generally unthinkable a few generations ago, but look how far we’ve come). I’ve followed your recommendation to look to Grace Kelly, and she wore pants as well! Whew. However, my figure is very different from hers – high-waisted pants look odd over my hips, and my calves are larger than usual, making boot shopping problematic and capri pants laughable. Fortunately, due to changing fashion trends, I’m able to purchase a cut of pants that flatters my figure and makes me feel good about myself. I have a favorite pair of jeans which can be dressed up with a sweater and heeled shoes, or dressed down with a t-shirt and sneakers.

My actual issue with your column, however, came when you tried to speak of certain hobbies as infantalizing and immature. Your statement “Seventy-five percent of American “gamers” — people who play video games — are older than 18 and nevertheless are allowed to vote” was saddening. Do you honestly believe that people who play video games are nothing more than unthinking children at their base level, and should not be allowed to participate in democracy? Even though I sincerely hope this is not the case, it makes me angry that people continue to pick this hobby (one in which I participate and enjoy) as an example of immaturity in thought and being. Some might say the same thing about being a Cubs fan.

Dear Pope: Really!?

I’ve never been a big Pope fan, and not being from a Catholic household don’t especially feel any ties to him. However, he is an extremely powerful world figure – what he says carries a lot of weight with both Catholics around the globe as well as leaders.

But when he says that condoms are not the way to fight AIDS in Africa and, in fact, make the problem worse, I get pretty steamed.

I get it – abstinence is the only way to 100% prevent contracting HIV/AIDS through sex. But what good does it do to tell an entire continent to stop having sex!? The correct and consistent use of condoms reduces the risk of transmission by about 85%.

People are not always going to get it on for the sake of having a baby. Fact of life, sorry your Holiness. Also, people are not going to wait until they’re married to knock boots. But man, what if people just got married before they had sex! Sacred act preserved for the enjoyment between a married man and married woman, after all. And man, if there’s one thing that drives off HIV/AIDS infection, it’s married sex. Marriage for everyone! What a way to revive the economy as well!

Make The Pledge

I’m not a hardcore font snob, but I do have a soft spot for delicious typography. One of the (many) high points of the Obama campaign was the stellar design work that was done on it, especially using Hoefler & Frere-Jones’ Gotham. I follow H&FJ’s typography blog regularly.

I can’t hate on people for using standard Microsoft fonts, or wanting to punch up a flier with something with a bit of sass. But certain fonts make me want to pluck my eyes out (I’m looking at you, Comic Sans). With that, I was very pleased to find the following poster pledge:

I’d sign it for myself, though would remove the “Ever Again.” Someone would slaughter me if I turned out a draft with one of those fonts. Are they even installed on my computer? … checking MS Word says Comic Sans and Papyrus are there, though Hobo is absent. Shudder. I’ll stick to my old standby of using images of monster trucks as placeholder images.

Books of 2008: 11-15

I’ve deleted the cathead Tom Selleck picture, since so many of you have flipped out about it. Onto more book reviews! I need to do these before I’ve completely forgotten what I read in 2008.

11. Design Your Self – Karim Rashid

I’m always interested in life-design books, even though I am heinously cluttered and unorganized. This book caught my eye in the bookstore one day – it is extremely colorful and interestingly designed. Regrettably, I don’t remember much of the actual design advice in the book, and what I do remember I have failed to implement. Rashid recommended always wearing colors, but I tend to wear black at least a few days out of the week. Rashid also said to have few things, and to have things you do have shut away in cupboards. First, HA. I have a ton of things. Second, if I have things that I enjoy, I like to display them to see! My bookshelves are a good example of this – I love seeing my book collection. Despite not following any of the book’s advice to make my life “designed” better (though I have incorporated green into my wardrobe recently), the book was a fun read for a typographic and print design point of view.

12. The Adventures of Johnny Bunko – Daniel Pink

Pink’s book “A Whole New Mind” was in my top 5 last year, and over the summer I was fortunate enough to nab tickets to hear him speak. Poor guy was up against Barack Obama clinching the Democratic Nomination across the river in St Paul on the same night, but the lines to see him were long and crazy, and Chris and I had already paid for our tickets to see Daniel Pink (we did catch Obama on television later that night). The man is an amazing thinker, and hearing him outline some of his processes as well as his ideas was fabulous. That being said, Johnny Bunko wasn’t my favorite book he’s written, though I don’t think I’m the core audience. It’s written in a manga comic style, and looks at a fellow trying to get ahead in his career. I’m pretty content with where I am and what I’m doing now, but I know I don’t want to do it forever, and the Six Bunko Lessons are things everyone should keep in mind when looking at their career path. Every college student (heck, every high school student) would do well to read this before they take their next steps!

13. Shakespeare: The World As Stage – Bill Bryson

I gobble down Bryson’s work like so much candy, and love it. My aunt, knowing this and also having good taste in books, sent me Bryson’s look at Shakespeare’s life as a birthday gift. I definitely enjoyed it, but it certainly didn’t roll my world over. I’ve taken a lot of courses on Shakespeare, and was pretty familiar with his life and Elizabethan England. Bryson’s treatment of the subject matter was brilliantly researched, and told with his trademark witty lilt, making it a fun read. There are obviously more in-depth biographies of the Bard, but this was a well-balanced and easy-to-read introduction for someone looking for background, not a hammer to the face.

14. The Plot Against America – Philip Roth

Is it shameful that I have never read Philip Roth, winner of a chunk of prestigious awards (Pulitzer, PEN/Faulkner, etc.) and one of the most celebrated living authors in America today? Probably, though the amount of 20th century “canon” literature I haven’t read is pretty atrocious, so better late than never. I read most of this surrounding a crazy 36-hour trip to Miami to visit my gal-friends, so there was a lot of airport and airplane time to get absorbed. And absorbed I was. Roth’s alternate history surrounding WWII in America, with Charles Lindbergh as an anti-semetic president, was sinister and chilling. I recognized so many events and people from my history studies, and seeing them cast in very different situations was great. The ending felt a bit rushed and strange for my tastes, but that was the only sour note in an otherwise gripping book.

15. Shipwrecks – Akira Yoshimura

Cousin Karl gave me this book last year upon my return from Japan, and I feel awful about having gotten around to it nearly a year later. However, this book wound up in the top 5 reads for the year, and lived up to all of Karl’s raves (as his recommendations usually do). A poor coastal village in medieval Japan scrapes by through meager fishing, but mostly through making salt drawn out of the ocean. The salt fires, however, are also used to lure unsuspecting merchant boats onto the rocks. The bounty the village takes from the ships is the only way for them to survive, and the coming of Ofune-sama (”great boat god”) is anticipated by everyone. Isaku, the main character, is a young boy in the village, and his perspective lends an interesting lens through which to view the morality and the harshness of the situation. This book was haunting, and its slow but steady pace felt like a deep drum beat, urgent but troubling when it suddenly stops.

Visualizing One Billion Dollars

As a visual person, graphs appeal to me as a way to get my data, and see how things relate to each other. Thus, websites like Graph Jam make my day brighter, and Wall Stats leads me to more comparative thinking than just how many Chipotle burritos a certain things may cost (my usual standard of measure).

When the government announced in October that the bailout package would be $780 billion dollars, my mind reeled (it reeled even more when they said they had just plucked a number out of the aether, but in a different way, the kind that leads to a stiff drink). I, like most people have little concept of what a billion of any one thing would be. My burrito logic falls apart because a billion burritos is kind of crazy, and not something I would buy – at one time.

Wall Stat’s visualizations of what one billion dollars is equal to were eye-opening. Here are the ones that struck me the most; the rest of them can be seen here.

“Why Do You People Live Here?”

For those not in Minnesota at the moment, we are undergoing some dangerously cold weather right now, with windchills hitting -40 degrees. I don’t even have to translate that into celsius, because it’s the same! This weather has been going on for most of this week, but should let up a bit by Saturday. After this, 10 degrees will be a beach party.

I was drifting back to consciousness and listening to the news chatter on my morning alarm yesterday morning. One of the voices chirped that, due to the harsh cold weather, national news crews were going to be around the Twin Cities during the day, asking why we live here?

Clearly, we ask ourselves that, especially on weeks like this one. It takes a certain kind of gritting your teeth to really roll out of bed and go to work in the freezing dark of January, when you know that 10 minutes of exposed skin will land you in frostbite territory. But the more I thought about it, the more irritated I got. My roomie and I had a chat about it on the way to work, and she was bugged by it too.

People live all over the world, and no place is perfect. Do people from the rest of the country seriously think that we’re surprised by this weather every year, and that we’re not prepared for it? Dealing with the cold is built into the culture of living here – our houses are insulated, we layer on clothes as a matter of habit from November to April, and there is an extensive network of skyway tunnels downtown, as well as underground tunnels between many buildings on university or work campuses.

Plus… there’s other things to do here! I certainly love Minnesota summers (some of the best weather anywhere, ever), but that’s not why I live here. Awesome arts and culture, great restaurants, family, friends, a billion opportunities to do a billion new things or old things.

Also, people could ask the “Why do you choose to live there?” about a ton of things. Florida (hurricanes), Arizona (searing heat), Seattle (rainy), Kansas (tornados), L.A. (human wasteland). But folks who live there will tell you that those things are occurrences, not the reason they live there. Most of them are seasonal, and during those seasons you adapt to the condition. If a condition is too extreme or irritable to a person, they usually go and live somewhere else if they’re able.

A coworker told me that he had friends come to Minnesota from New York City, and they had actually thought that the state was a year-round icy tundra, and were blown away by the green and lovely outdoors. Come on!

Shining Big-Sea Water

I spent this weekend snowboarding up at Lutsen with Chris and his family. High points: amazing powder, not falling off any lifts, finally linking turns, feeling pretty good about my skills after not going out at all last winter. Low points: the wind on the cliffs this morning shutting down the gondola to Moose Mt, and wonking my knee twice. Knee is unwonked, and I am home and sitting with a heating pad.

This was my first time seeing Lake Superior since I’ve been back in the country. The lake never fails to hold my attention, and as soon as we cleared Duluth, I sat in the back of the car and watched the water. I’ve seen the ocean before, but Superior commands a different kind of respect. Part of this could be due to my dad intoning “The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy.” At some point I realized that the line was from the Gordon Lightfoot song “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,” but it still rings as a ghost story. The lake is so large, so deep, and so cold.

Stepping outside of the car last night by a gas station on Highway 61, I could hear the lake. The wind was up, and a few octaves lower than the howling was an almost supernatural growl. It wasn’t waves breaking, or anything that sounded like water; it was more like a second kind of wind. I went to bed freaked out, and asked the shopkeeper this morning about the sound. She said that the lake is churning ice, grinding it out against the rocky shoreline.

Of course, I made a polite “Hummm” sound, and made small talk about the snowfall while purchasing a local press book called “Haunted Lake Superior.”

Books of 2008: 6-10

This is a continuation of my rundown of the new books I read in 2008. The full list can be found here, and other reviews here: 1-5

6. Atonement – Ian McEwan

I made a big ugly stink at Chris about wanting to read the book before we went to see the film. We still haven’t seen the film (even though it’s floating around the Netflix queue somewhere), because the book was captivating and I don’t want my memory of it wrecked. Also, I’m lazy.

Thanks to the film, I couldn’t help but see Cecilia as anyone but Kiera Knightly, but that was alright. I love books that can make me feel oppressive, and the hot summer day on which the events of the first half of the book take place came across like a pressure on my shoulders. There was a lot of breathless “What now?!” moments, though a few times I had to flip back in the pages to get names straight with actions.

I was holed up in bed doped up on Claritin with an allergic reaction to ragweed when I read this, though I’m kind of thankful for that; this is the type of book that you creep away to keep reading while the rest of your family has a chat.

7. The Nasty Bits – Anthony Bourdain

At my apartment, if my roommate and I aren’t watching a particular show, the TV is usually tuned to either reruns of House or Law & Order, but more often Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations program on the Travel Channel. Bourdain is caustic and snarky, but has a remarkable appreciation for not only foods but what they signify to the cultures that he visits. He doesn’t have the “GOSH, THIS IS SO STRANGE” attitude that some traveling foodies seem to have (I’m looking at you, Andrew Zimmern), but a reverent desire to understand more about why he’s eating something, where it’s coming from, and who’s preparing it and why.

The Nasty Bits is a collection of a lot of his writing, and an awesome cavort around the world and the food business, fun even if you’re not a foodie. AND the whole story behind the trip to Las Vegas with Michael “Filthy Beast” Ruhlman!

8. A Walk In The Woods – Bill Bryson

I’ve enjoyed a lot of Bryson’s travel narratives before (finding his book on Australia particularly interesting and funny), and his Midwestern affable curiosity tempered with the very real “Oh God Oh God We’re All Gonna Die” moments that occur when he and his best friend hike (most of) the Appalachian Trail was another solid piece of work.

9. The Gifts of the Jews – Thomas Cahill

Picked this up on Chris’ recommendation. It’s  a very solid and well-researched book about the origins of Judaism and some of the cultural contributions that came out of a monotheistic religion (including other monotheistic religions!). A bit dense at times, but remarkably thorough for a short(ish) book.

10. Uglies – Scott Westerfeld

Whatever interest in young adult literature Gathering Blue and The Messenger had rekindled earlier in the year, Uglies set it into a towering blaze. A dystopian future where pre-teens live together in a dorm like setting, waiting for their 16th birthday when everyone undergoes extreme cosmetic surgery and is made “pretty.” The Pretties get to live in a different setting, a world of glamor and non-stop parties, and all of the Uglies can’t wait to get there. The main character, Tally, is awaiting this transition when she discovers more about the world outside her own, and the downsides to becoming Pretty.

This book takes a lot of relatable themes, most directly that of adolescents longing to be free of the gangly awkwardness that marks the transition from child to young adult, and puts a new spin on them. The post-scarcity setting is not so steeped in high tech that it’s incomprehensible, and Westerfeld crafts Tally as a capable and smart heroine, who doesn’t simply gawk at her situation, but works to understand and participate in it. A fabulous multi-layered story that will appeal to tons of differently aged readers. One of my top books of the year.

Books of 2008: 1-5

Here are my reviews of the books I read in 2008, in the order I read them. Books 1-5 are below.

1. Gathering Blue – Lois Lowry

This kicks off a theme of reading a lot more young adult (YA) literature during the year. Part of me felt this would be cheating, since the books are a much quicker read, but I sought out books that had engrossing stories and literary merit (for the most part; review on “Twilight” is forthcoming). This book is the first of two “companion” books to one of my favorite books of all time, The Giver. That book wrenched my 5th grade mind open and not only started me thinking more abstractly about what made a society good or bad, but also started my obsession with dystopia. Thanks!

Gathering Blue is not a direct sequel, but has some ties to The Giver that I found resonated really well. Lowry carries over a lot of the same ideas, and I’m a sucker for the “pre-teen discovers rotting core of seemingly idyllic society” theme. It was well paced, thought provoking, and a good pair to The Giver.

2. The Messenger – Lois Lowry

The third book in The Giver “series,” this was a disappointment. I enjoyed the ambiguous ending of The Giver; as a young reader, there were too many books telling me what to think, and exactly what happened, so having Lowry leave things open not only made me think creatively about the ending, but also let me look critically at my own thought process. Damn, I should just write a big gloat about The Giver. Maybe next year.

This demystifies the ending of The Giver and lays out what happenes to the two main characters afterward, though in a roundabout way. While I enjoyed seeing what Lowry thought happened to them after the first book, I would have much rather things remained unclear.

3. Tim Gunn’s Guide To Style – Tim Gunn

I love Tim Gunn, the advisor to the designers on “Project Runway.” If Tim Gunn tells you to do something, you should damn well do it or you will get sass from Michael Kors and Nina Garcia will call you “chep.” However, this was a pretty bland style guide. You can’t write a book for every woman, and while there were good tips in here, I learned most of how to put together a good outfit from my mom while growing up. I know, I wear mostly black and resort to jeans and t-shirts a lot, but I DO know how to clean up when the time comes! Overall, a yawner.

4. Eat, Pray, Love – Elizabeth Gilbert

This was one of my top five books of the year. After going through some deep crap over the last few years, this book was the perfect thing to not only let me cathartically wallow in my distress and let me have a good cry, but seriously get me in the mindset of healing. Gilbert goes through a traumatic divorce in the beginning of the novel, and goes to Italy (eat), India (pray), and Indonesia (love) afterwards. I was at once able to be thankful that my live was not that crappy, and also see the places in which I needed to work and forgive. I am crappy at moving on and letting go of things, and this book – along with a stellar group of friends, my loving family, and my rock of a boyfriend – was a huge catalyst into my accepting and moving on in the next phase of my life.

5. Assassination Vacation – Sarah Vowell

I went to Tuscon with my family over Easter (yes, I was that slow of a reader during the first quarter of the year!) and was viciously attacked by my latent ragweed allergy. In bed and dyyyyyyying all day, I read this gem. Vowell’s The Partly Cloudy Patriot is one of my favorite books, and reading her as she goes hardcore history buff was as funny as it was interesting. Not only is she whip-smart, but she is funny as all get-out, as she goes into deep historical tourist mode visiting landmarks surrounding presidential assassinations. Made for some pretty freaky dreams, as well as gave me a bit more comfort in my own nerdy hobbies.

Other book reviews of the year: Books 6-10

Books (and Opinions) of 2008

Once again, I have met my only New Year’s Resolution outside of not dying or getting fired, which is to read 26 new books in the year. Due to laziness and devil allergies, I didn’t really start reading much of anything until late March, but then I ran across a lot of great books and gulped them down, finishing a total of 30 books I also ran across some foul books and ranted to anyone in earshot about them. Here is the whole list, as well as some top 5 lists ala last year (list here, top 5s here). Click on a book title to read my review.

Top 5 books for 2008:

1. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly – Jean-Dominique Bauby
2. “Fables” books 1-8 – Bill Willingham
3. Eat, Pray, Love – Elizabeth Gilbert
4. Shipwrecked – Akira Yoshimura
5. TIE: Uglies – Scott Westerfeld, The City of Ember – Jeanne DuPrau

Books that made me flip out in a bad way:

1. Twilight – Stephanie Meyer
2. The Secret History – Donna Tartt

Disappointments of 2008

1. The Messenger – Lois Lowry
2. Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style – Tim Gunn
3. Real World – Natsuo Kirino

All books read in 2008:

1. Gathering Blue – Lois Lowry
2. The Messenger – Lois Lowry
3. Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style – Tim Gunn
4. Eat, Pray, Love – Elizabeth Gilbert
5. Assassination Vacation – Sarah Vowell
6. Atonement – Ian McEwan
7. The Nasty Bits – Anthony Bourdain
8. A Walk In The Woods – Bill Bryson
9. Gifts of the Jews – Thomas Cahill
10. Uglies – Scott Westerfeld
11. Design Your Self – Karim Rashid
12. The Adventures of Johnny Bunko – Daniel Pink
13. Shakespeare: The World as Stage – Bill Bryson
14. The Plot Against America – Philip Roth
15. Shipwrecked – Akira Yoshimura
16. Water for Elephants – Sarah Gruel
17. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly – Jean-Dominique Bauby
18. Don’t Know Much About Mythology – Kenneth C. Davis
19. The Great Train Robbery – Michael Crichton
20. Watchmen – Alan Moore
21. Ragtime – E.L. Doctorow
22. Bel Canto – Ann Patchett
23. “Fables” Books 1-8 – Bill Willingham
24. The Secret History – Donna Tartt
25. The Blind Assassin – Margaret Atwood
26. Twilight (AAAAAAAAARHRHRHHGGGG) – Stephanie Meyer
27. The City of Ember – Jeanne DuPrau
28. Real World – Natsuo Kirino
29. Sleep Toward Heaven – Amanda Eyre Ward
30. The Hot Zone – DID NOT FINISH, WAS TERRIFYING

SO! Keep your eyes peeled, watch this space – I will be going down the list in the order I read them, offering my reviews of each book. As I review them, this post will be hyper-linked to the appropriate review post. It will be so organized and crazy that you might not even believe it came from me! (Book Reviews: 1-5, 6-10, 11-15)

As featured on the Fail Blog

This is my hometown newspaper, the Star Tribune. Way to go, guys.

Yes We Can… Yes We Will

Here on the pulse of this new day
You may have the grace to look up and out
And into your sister’s eyes, into
Your brother’s face, your country
And say simply
Very simply
With hope
Good morning.

- Maya Angelou

The Day Is Here

Voting is great! I have voted! Everyone go and vote!

I left a small sticky note in my voting booth this morning when I finished up with my ballot. It said “This is for all of us.” When you vote in any election, you’re taking part in something larger than yourself, you’re participating in government. I’m sure the note is gone by now, but I hope someone else saw it.

Today I will be refreshing Five Thirty Eight over and over and be generally unable to do any work. Tonight I will be shouting at the television and going to bed late and biting off all of my nails.

Flu Nose

I got my flu shot yesterday, and helped set a new world record in the process. I opted to get the FluMist version of the vaccine, which is a weird misty liquid they put up your nose. Strange, but needle free! I approve this message. It’s supposed to be more effective than the shot, and contains live (but weakened) versions of the flu. As the nurse told me yesterday, “For the next two days, you are really going to feel it.”

Boy, am I ever. I don’t feel sick, but I have that run down, beat up feeling you have after some awful illness goes rampaging through, leaving you a husk of your former self who can only watch daytime TV and shuffle from bed to bookshelf to bathroom to… beer-holding area (aka kitchen, I just had to keep the alliteration going). This morning I woke up feeling rested but like someone had been punching on my body all night. My muscles ached, and my head was pounding.

I knew that if I had a few more hours of sleep I would probably be alright, but I dragged myself into work anyway, and I’m doing alright now. The orange juice for breakfast has helped, though the fact that I got the Pet Store Bus (one of the new hybrid electric buses in Metro Transit’s fleet that, once the New Bus smell wore off, smells like a pet store) was not the best way to start my day.

Time to switch from juice to Cherry Coke if I’m going to make it through the 2+ hour staff meeting this afternoon.

Transit Terror, with some “Hey Kids, Get Off My Lawn!” for good measure

So while I thought my bus morning was kind of crappy (it was raining and the bus was 15 mins late, which is pretty inexcusable since the route starts two blocks from where I catch it), yesterday was a much shittier day in Metro Transit land, with a driver on the 22 being punched in the face by youths, and crashing the bus, and with a biker by the University (who was biking against traffic, aaaargh) getting her legs run over by a 2 bus.

The shiver-worthy part of that second article: the bus rolled over both the woman’s thighs like a speed-bump, and she said she heard the bones snap and pop.

So scary, though I’m amazed more accidents don’t happen around campus. While I find the majority of bikers in the city at large to be aware and conscious of traffic, all bets are off at the U. Every day, I see numerous bikers zing through stop signs and almost get beaned by a car that couldn’t see them coming, or who expected them to, you know, stop. Predictable actions, people! It’s what makes traffic work.

The scooter kids on campus drive me bonkers, not just because they ride on the sidewalk(!) and don’t wear helmets(!!), but because they seem to be in the mindset that they’re a bike/car hybrid and also not particularly bound by all laws of traffic. A gal on a scooter the other day pulled up to a stoplight in front of me, gabbing on her phone. Because of her phone conversation, she was distracted and didn’t fully put her feet down when she stopped. Her scooter tipped over and deposited her in the gutter with a bunch of leaves. Undeterred by this, she wedged her phone between her ear and her shoulder, righted her scooter, and kept on talking.

Updates in Vignettes: Place

1. Despite Saturday being unseasonably nice, autumn is upon me. It feels like I’ve been tackled by something in both bad (face full of mud, crabapples stuck to my shoe) and good (rush of adrenaline, ready to go after something in return). I’m looking at coats and scarves again. Troubled over the state of money in the world and in my pocketbook. I don’t like stepping on wet leaves, and I don’t like being wet. I only enjoy carrying an umbrella when I think it may make me look glamorous. Otherwise it’s just a tool to keep me off the doorstep of being cranky.

2. I have such a strong connection between events and places that I sometimes feel nauseated while walking around campus. I can pick out specific windows in buildings and tell you (or not tell you) what went on there, and when, and the why or why not. You can never really escape your past, and you really can’t escape college when you go back and work on campus. I walk up Northrop mall and have simultaneous memories of chalk, a Discman, and people running in the dark, tripping over hedges. I don’t ever want to go into some of the buildings again – I’m through with them. My heart beats quickly and I try not to look like a fool as I dash across the road. You’d think it would be so easy to outrun something without legs.

3. Every sound is a drone. TV news, the bus rumbling by the open windows, church bells, airplanes landing. Even the city-quiet is a constant hum. I know how things can be very hushed, and I miss that. White noise is awful, and I can’t understand why people would buy a machine that makes it. Come and live by my street, it should be enough for you to fall asleep by.

4. Memorizing poetry is a Thing, though I don’t talk about it. It’s a strange comfort, turning over rhymes (or not) in my mind, especially when I’m worried or upset. The litany against fear from Dune got me through a particularly hellish time in undergrad. I memorized Roethke’s “The Waking” when I was in Japan, forgot it, and memorized it again in tears upon returning to America.

I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
I feel my fate in what I cannot fear.
I learn by going where I have to go.

We think by feeling. What is there to know?
I hear my being dance from ear to ear.
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.

Of those so close beside me, which are you?
God bless the Ground! I shall walk softly there,
And learn by going where I have to go.

Light takes the Tree; but who can tell us how?
The lowly worm climbs up a winding stair;
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.

Great Nature has another thing to do
To you and me, so take the lively air,
And, lovely, learn by going where to go.

This shaking keeps me steady. I should know.
What falls away is always. And is near.
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
I learn by going where I have to go.

5. My whole identity of place has never been more secure or pinwheeled its arms in such distress.

Pretty much how I feel about the elections right now

Thanks to J-Rod for sending this to me yesterday!